Weird Wonderful Stories from London.

So, as you probably know, I am in London at the moment, I am with my friend actually. Her name is Juliet. We've had a rather interesting day today. We went to Portobello Road, but had a few adventures along the way. Firstly, we were casually waiting at the bus stop, when this tramp man comes and sits down, and starts creepy-staring at us. Then this weirdo-creepy-random-in-your-face woman comes and stands right next to my face. Juliet is standing by the bus stop sign at this moment, and the woman says "The bits of water she get wet." and I nodded. Then she started randomly shouting at Juliet saying, "You have to get out of the rain the bits of water make you very wet." and Juliet awkwardly stood there and then came back.

Juliet sat next to me and the woman came AN INCH FROM MY FACE and started asking us awkward questions like, "Where do you live?" "Where do you go to school?" and then she said to Juliet why don't you go to this school? And it was SO AWKWARD. She kept on talking to us and I was trying not to laugh my head off in the process. We finally got on the bus and she stayed there because she didn't want to get on a crowded one.

We got off when we needed to switch buses, and then we were just talking about someone smoking when the WOMEN CREEPS UP BEHIND JULIET AND STARTS TALKING AGAIN. But this time it's, "Where are you going?" "What bus are you taking?" "Where are you going to spend your money?" and Juliet said she didn't know. Because we didn't want her to follow us like she had probably done before. She was centermetres away from Juliet's face at this point. Then she turned to me and asked, "Do you trust your friend? You shouldn't trust her she hasn't got an umbrella." and weird sentences like that.

We then saw our bus coming and as we were going to get on, she STROKED MY ARM, but I got away, but she stroked Juliet's arm for AGES. It was creepy. Awkward weird times.

The other weird thing is that as we were walking up Portobello, and we were casually talking about watches. When these two women come out of no where and say, "EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!" and then go up to Juliet and say, "We're from Select Model Management!" and start talking about if Juliet wanted to do modelling for them and stuff and their details. JULIET GOT SCOUTED. YAYYYYYYYYYY. So that's the other weird thing.

Hope you weren't too boredommed by reading this,

Louise :) (and Juliet)

BOOKS.

Hey, ermm, welcome? I've been SUCH a doofus lately. I have hardly read anything. I NEED TO READ SOMETHING. The last thing I read was like a week ago, I am getting withdrawall symptoms. Oh, hey, I'm Louise by the way, and this is my new blog. As you have probably guessed? I am feeling in a bloggy mood today and seeing Kristina Horner's latest blog post was the last straw. I thought, "New blog me thinks!" and there we go. My new blog. It's going to be about my nerdy life.

I am a Nerd Fighter, Unicorn Warrior, Fan of Wizard Rock, and a member of the Cuter than the Cutest Club. If you don't know what these are then here are definitions:

Nerd Fighters: Nerds who fight, usually against popular people. This term originated from the videoblog Brotherhood 2.0. John Green, one of the two participants in the videoblog, noticed a game called Nerd Fighters at an airport. Eventually, the viewers of the videoblog began being dubbed nerdfighters.

Unicorn Warrior: People who LOVE Kristina Horner (italktosnakes)

Fan of Wizard Rock: Someone who loves wizard rock i.e. Ministry of Magic etc...

Cuter than the Cutest Club: Luke Conard was put into the cute club but then Ingrid and Joey made the Cutest club so Luke renamed the Cute Club to Cuter than the Cutest Club and said anyone can join.

Oh yeah, and a POTTERHEAD: A HUGE HARRY POTTER FAN WHO TYPES IN CAPITALS BECAUSE SHE IS SO OBSESSED.

Sorry about that.

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Oh and by the way, I am doing NaNoWrimo this year. Buddy me. www.nanowrimo.org

BYEEEE. Louise.

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